A little bit of blatant self-promotion here, but I need a roommate pretty badly. “How badly?” you ask? Let’s just say if I don’t find someone by May, I’m dead meat. We’re a pretty laid back group of individuals, but there’s one aspect we won’t compromise on: absolutely no zombies.
None.
Zero.
I don’t care if you’re only 1/16th zombie on your mother’s side, you won’t be stepping foot inside my safehouse.
If you’re sure that you’re not undead, and you’re interested in a room in the London, Ontario area, check out this listing.
EDIT: Hi Kotaku! Thanks to Luke for the gracious writeup. I’ve had a few people email me, asking if I was serious. This is a real advertisement for a real room. No, we’re not all gamers, but everyone has a good sense of humour and can appreciate the joke. I’m putting the sign up this morning. I wonder how long it will be before somebody steals it?