Have you ever wanted a device that was more polite than your mother would ever expect from you? Well, this thing just showed up at Think Geek. While I agree it is not much to look at, it does have a charm of its own. Imagine waking up to “It appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree. I believe it is the rotation of the Earth that is to blame, Sir.“  This is much preferred to the incessant “errrr” I get every morning.

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